Wherever Jack Reacher goes, trouble is sure to follow.

Sharks have feelings too, Mr Spielberg: CRAIG BROWN has more furious letters from wild animals.

CRAIG BROWN on how Fish got us hooked on crying wolf

As the weathermen flood us with warnings.

Why all tired mums need a momifesto: CRAIG BROWN adds some new words to the momictionary.

Marooned with Monty - what a luxury! As Desert Island Discs celebrates its 75th anniversary CRAIG BROWN has been listening through the archives.

Alien sex? It’s history but not as we know it, writes CRAIG BROWN.

The Titanic's sinking? It's fake news! Captain Trump denies disaster, as told by CRAIG BROWN.

I've got a nasty case of misotrumpia! CRAIG BROWN on how he's endured everyday noises and expressions for years

CRAIG BROWN: Katie's golden rules - and why you can't hurry love.Nothing says love like bath salts and fries: CRAIG BROWN'S ten things you didn't know about Valentine's Day.Ouch! Trump's a bigly strong handshaker: After a 19-second long greeting with the Japanese PM, CRAIG BROWN ponders the President's new enthusiasm for a practice he said he hates.Was Sir Edward Heath the real Jack the Ripper? After two conspiracy theories about the former PM and Victorian serial killer, CRAIG BROWN says it's hard to know which one is more nutty.

How Nelson and I nailed it at Trafalgar: Ukip leader Paul Nuttall solves your problems.Angry? I was absolutely irascibull! As two new words for being enraged enter the dictionary, CRAIG BROWN imagines some more.Whodunnit? Beard, bobble hat or hoodie: CRAIG BROWN'S A-Z of box sets (part one).

Open wide for a scrape with Mrs T: As George Osborne takes a job as editor of the Evening Standard, CRAIG BROWN says he's one of several top politicians to hold other roles.Hannibal the Cannibal? Boy, could he cook! CRAIG BROWN's highlights from his column's greatest-ever obituaries.Crumbs! Jaffa Cake vs Giant Haystacks: CRAIG BROWN'S 11 things you didn't know about all-in wrestling.The day the Fab Four got the Hump: Fifty years on, CRAIG BROWN explains how a few minutes changed a penniless singer's life.Its a real-life apostrophe catastrophe! CRAIG BROWN praises the anonymous crusader correcting rogue grammar on signs around Bristol.The secret to Trump's hair and CRAIG BROWN'S 11 other things you didn't know about the 'love it or hate it' Marmite spread.Craig Brown for the Daily Mail's recent articles April 2017

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